My Childhood, Your Trauma
Good evening, Nation.
I know there's been a lot of talk about "trust" recently. Everyone wants information in exchange for their trust. Names, birthplace, social security number. I'm sorry, but I just can't give you all that.
BUT . . . since it's been quiet around here and to make up for not posting last night, I've decided to give you all SOMETHING.
"What!?" you ask.
Well - what could be better than ACTUAL photos from my childhood?
Below is a picture of me jumping my BMX. This was a VERY popular pastime when I was a young shadow.
Here I stand with my coon-skin hat and Betsy:
Below is PROOF that as a silhouette toddler, I invented the Macarena:
Ah, my FIRST snow! I'm completely covered and wearing my all white see-through face mask:
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed a peak into my childhood. It was rather cleansing.
Until next time.
You are a funny funny man--first?
Posted by: IBL | July 11, 2006 at 05:42 PM
Heeeelarious - thanks!
Posted by: Jen | July 11, 2006 at 05:42 PM
FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST
Posted by: FIRST | July 11, 2006 at 05:42 PM
Howdy!
Posted by: butterflydream | July 11, 2006 at 05:42 PM
Fifth?
Posted by: Oli | July 11, 2006 at 05:43 PM
ME ME ME
Posted by: PPT | July 11, 2006 at 05:43 PM
WHOOPEE!!!
Posted by: J | July 11, 2006 at 05:44 PM
People who Say First, Suck A**!
Posted by: THE WOLFE | July 11, 2006 at 05:44 PM
Ilove the Spuds Mackenzie poster...
Posted by: PPT | July 11, 2006 at 05:45 PM
Top ten?
Posted by: Quiet ARG Player | July 11, 2006 at 05:45 PM
top 10?
Posted by: lostfan4ever | July 11, 2006 at 05:45 PM
LMAO- Speaker, I love your pictures. They really give us a peek into your childhood. :)
Posted by: J | July 11, 2006 at 05:45 PM
Thats why I said ME ME ME....
Posted by: PPT | July 11, 2006 at 05:46 PM
wow top 25!
sorry i had to!
Posted by: parothed1974 | July 11, 2006 at 05:46 PM
top 10 perhaps? :P
you had an uncanny resemblence to Elijah Wood in Sin City as a child!
Posted by: Born to run | July 11, 2006 at 05:47 PM
SPEAKER,
I thought those pictures were the funniest things I have seen.
They are so great.
No Really.
Creative in concept and delievery.
Witty really.
They were truly very very good.
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FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!!!
Posted by: THE WOLFE | July 11, 2006 at 05:47 PM
Please tell me thats a Beastie Boys poster in the top right hand... PLEASE.....
Posted by: PPT | July 11, 2006 at 05:47 PM
LMAO! After our train derailment here in chicago and out hour and a half of live coverage, it's nice to have something to laugh about..
SPEAKER YOU ROCK!
Posted by: Leighsa | July 11, 2006 at 05:47 PM
PPT,
You toss salad?
Posted by: THE WOLFE | July 11, 2006 at 05:48 PM
Holy shweet highest eva.
Posted by: Jupiter-x | July 11, 2006 at 05:48 PM
never posted here before.....wierd
Posted by: Zepher | July 11, 2006 at 05:49 PM
That was a slice of hillarious pie...
:)
Posted by: eatablepixie | July 11, 2006 at 05:49 PM
A face only a mother could love.
Posted by: THE WOLFE | July 11, 2006 at 05:50 PM
Cant say I have ever tossed salad but I've had my salad tossed...
Posted by: PPT | July 11, 2006 at 05:50 PM
Evangelion?
Posted by: | July 11, 2006 at 05:50 PM