Reader Mail 15
Good morning and or afternoon, citizens.
Before I get into my post, let me just say:
Mecca-lecca-hi, mecca-hiney-ho!
Guess what? It's FRIDAY!
And you know what THAT means, Nation -
A spoonful of sugar makes the READER MAIL go down!
This week's mail bag is coming to you live from the bowels of DEEP 13.
First, the disclaimer: Reader Mail is where I kick back, relax, and answer your mail in public and in the least serious way possible. Okay, there may be SOME real answers ahead, but for the most part, don't take anything I say in this entry TOO seriously unless otherwise noted. And if I tease you in any way - it's completely out of love.
Disclaimer addendum: Sadly, there are no glyphs from me today.
Okay, now onto something special, something awesometastic, something incredibly inane:
You won't BELIEVE how stupid one man can be.






first?
Posted by: Sean | August 18, 2006 at 11:10 AM
YouTube doesn't work for me for some reason.
Posted by: Kayube | August 18, 2006 at 11:11 AM
so?
Posted by: Lostpedian | August 18, 2006 at 11:11 AM
We'll send him cheesy movies, the worst I can find. Lalala!
He'll have to sit and watch them all and we'll monitor his mind! Lalala!
Posted by: Matt the Pale | August 18, 2006 at 11:14 AM
Wow, that was Cheezy.
Posted by: w | August 18, 2006 at 11:15 AM
WOW... That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
That was great, Speaker!!
Posted by: vexingmodstwo | August 18, 2006 at 11:17 AM
that was the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my entire life... and my name is NOT legeeshuh for f***'s sake!
I can't stop laughing.
*applauds Speakertard*
Posted by: Leighsa | August 18, 2006 at 11:17 AM
Thwertle!
Posted by: Frosty | August 18, 2006 at 11:17 AM
homestarrunner much?
Posted by: meshback | August 18, 2006 at 11:18 AM
And just when things look darkest, Speaker makes it worth being here again.
Posted by: Matt the Pale | August 18, 2006 at 11:18 AM
Oh my.
Posted by: LostTeach | August 18, 2006 at 11:18 AM
lol nightvision
Posted by: Lostpedian | August 18, 2006 at 11:18 AM
HAHAHAHA that was AWESOME!
Posted by: The Fox | August 18, 2006 at 11:18 AM
So THAT'S how you answer e-mail with your boxing gloves on!
Posted by: LostTeach | August 18, 2006 at 11:19 AM
Speaker, you must really be bored.
Posted by: hanso_lo | August 18, 2006 at 11:20 AM
Best video Reader Mail ever! You have a lovely singing voice. You won't leave us to go on tour I hope?
Posted by: Tresbien | August 18, 2006 at 11:20 AM
this is definitley the highest ive been on a post.
Posted by: Dude | August 18, 2006 at 11:21 AM
apollo is comming on thursday!! Free druged candy!! Yeah for seattle!!
snd am I in the top 20? weird....
Posted by: jademirax | August 18, 2006 at 11:21 AM
top......50?
Posted by: LOSTie456 | August 18, 2006 at 11:22 AM
I want "Don't Fear the Speaker" on CD.
Posted by: LostTeach | August 18, 2006 at 11:23 AM
Awesomeness time infininty!
Posted by: jonahadkins | August 18, 2006 at 11:23 AM
HEY SPEAKER- I would like to make a suggestion! Could have an msn instant messenger thing for posting? It would much faster!
Posted by: cjb1987192 | August 18, 2006 at 11:24 AM
top 25?
Posted by: lostgospels | August 18, 2006 at 11:25 AM
I want a speakerdoll that sings the chupacabras song when I set it on fire.
Posted by: Leighsa | August 18, 2006 at 11:25 AM
Is that Amlocke's version of "Don't Fear the Reaper" -- "Don't Fear the Speaker"? NICE!
Posted by: Matt the Pale | August 18, 2006 at 11:26 AM